Sunday, 5 September 2010

Narcolepsy

Once the narcoleptic woman had finished her meal in the hotel restaurant, her friends left her slumped and sleeping alone in the room having turned off all the lights. After a lovely fright on finding this woman, having anticipated an empty room once illuminated, I continued to clear the glasses from around her. The sleeping narcoleptic customer told me very loudly to ssshhh much to my surprise. Now I have lots of questions about narcolepsy.

1) Can she fall asleep whilst she is walking?
2) She must have been semi-conscious to ssshh me and therefore did she not semi-realise she was in the restaurant?
3) Is it inherited and similarly can there be narcoleptic families?
4) Do they dream in the same way?
5) Is sex a problem?
6) Shouldn't natural selection have weeded out this bizarre illness?

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